Did I just see that?

I recently became inspired to be better at... well, everything. Looking for ways to improve my smart-ness (I'm guessing using the word smart-ness is not a very smart thing to do), as well as skills, I began watching other people more; and what I found was humorous, gross, and sad. One of my goals is to improve my grammar and writing skills, which means I need to write more, which means I need things to write about. (I'm off to a great start [sigh])
So today, I bring you "Did I just see that?":

Things I saw:
4/28/09 - Tuesday
A gentleman in a very professional gray suit clipping his nails while walking across a parking lot. A large stack of papers filled his left arm, while he focused intently on those nails. He suddenly stopped in the middle of the parking lot, to focus more, I suppose; as though there is nothing strange about a well-dressed man clipping his nails in public. - When did this particular act of grooming become acceptable to do in public? I have had (and do have) bosses who do this in their offices during the work day, and I would just like to say to my husband's current and any future assistant that if he ever become the type of man to clip his nails while sitting in his office, you have my permission to throw the clippers away.

An attorney return from court wearing an "I do it for the cookies" sticker. He gave blood. - Thank you for giving blood. You're keen.

4/29/09 - Wednesday
3 cute old men play cards at the U-Club. - My bosses took us to lunch there, a week late due to vacations and court and such, for Administrative Assistants Day. It was enjoyable. The old men were cute and fun to listen to.

4/30/09 - Thursday
A 4'something girl jump onto a bicycle being pedaled by a 6'something guy, who swerves to throw her off, only to be beaten by the girl. - Yeah! "The bigger they come, the harder they fall!"

5/1/09 - Friday
Fireman sweeping out their garage. - Did you know that they have "chores" that have to be done on certain days. On Friday's, the firestation down the street from my work has to sweep out their garage. They did a good job. Firemen are keen.

Our neighbors selling 8 adult bikes at a garage sale.

5/2/09 - Saturday
What would have been the perfect commercial for Subaru.
On our way to Madison we passed a light green and beige Outback. Inside was a 30-something brunette.
Approximately 10 minutes later we came upon another light green and beige Outback. Assuming the 30-something had somehow passed us again, I was only glancing in her direction when I did a double take: same car, but the brunette inside was perhaps 10 to 15 years older than the lady we had previously passed.

5/3/09 - Sunday
Cow in a wedding dress. Or was it a spotted dog? It was hard to tell; it was in a wedding dress. - A stuffed animal purchased at a garage sale for my neice, and she loved it.

5/4/09 - Monday
Today I saw a man shaving, while driving, and smoking a cigarette.

Since nothing last week topped the multi-tasking man I saw on Monday, and since I was super busy at work, I have nothing more to post on this topic.
Have a great and eventful week!